This Rock Band Name Goes to 11
By Dr. Eleanor Vance | Published on November 04, 2025
To: Luke
From: Owen
https://kotaku.com/cussin-and-nintendo-5133072
Yep, so that’s my Rock Band band’s new name. Pretty bitchin’, ain’t it? I was going for something a little sentimental, but with enough of an edge to let everybody know we can and will fuck you up and RAWK!!!! you OUT!!!! (/devil horns) Started over last night, got the tour bus and painted that name on the sucker. Then I went up in front of a bunch of big-hair 1980s groupies and 100 percented “Round and Round.” On easy. Oh hell yes I w69 slot ทาง เข้า did! After my set the stage got hit by a Category 5 hurricane o’ panties. Hey ladies, who w69 slot ทางเข้า wants to go to bed with the lead guitarist of GRANDMA w69 slot เครดิตฟรี 188 บาท INCEST!!! Whoa, whoa, just three at a time now …
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Note: The artist gratefully acknowledges his best friend Richard, who in fact came up with this hypothetical metal band name many years ago.
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