Kotaku 'Shop Contest_ Ninja Tongue-Twister_ The Winners!
By Dr. Eleanor Vance | Published on January 01, 0001
Kotaku‘s Photo-Manipulation Brigade are the most magical of people. I give them an image of a creature with an enormous tongue, and not one of the entries in this week’s contest was as inappropriate as I feared things might get. Well, except the one.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); uscg_pa takes home this week’s top honors, with his unseasonably innocent tongue-twist on the beloved classic A Y1 COM Christmas Story. I swear to god the winners of these things won’t all be related to old movies. 
For example, it came down to uscg_pa’s and this one, from Orionsangel:
Miley might have won, if she didn’t creep me the hell out every time I looked at her. Ew ew ew, scroll, scroll. That’s not to say the rest of this week’s featured entries weren’t as good. I mean, I guess it is saying that, but not in an overtly mean-spirited way. What I am trying to say is I love you guys. On with the rest of the show! Disbala — for Kiss me once. sciteach — for tongue tattoos Brandon0151 — for Kiss me twice Hundredgunner 
–– for slipping the tongue Conkyd — for promoting thoughtful discussion Velthaertirden — for come on pretty baby, Kiss me 
deadly durroth — for being more than 8,999 Nerdfatha — for being that guy spartanwarrior — for teaching us how to Greninja alebblox — for getting away from her, you bitch mulled0220 — for a new Sonic who makes sense Murasume –– for the ponies, even if ew teddyballgamer — for Nike Air veeeSix — for not stabbing me in the shower Andrew Colby — for the jelly babies Okami — for Shinobi Kenneth — Y1 Games for being prepared Y1 App for, you know Zhesty — for the let down Sylvers — for the Greninja with cheese arniejolt — for not breaking stride And uscg_pa wins — for the best use for a tongue outside of other uses for a tongue.
Grats to all this week’s winners! If your entry didn’t make it, take comfort in the fact that I am exhausted and on the verge of collapse. To bed, to dream of other ‘Shop Contests!
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